Belly has this annoying way of clearing his throat. Imagine someone going "Harruumpph" then ending it with a "Hashummm" every 5 minutes.
It's like his nervous laughter tick and I'm going to choke him out soon.
He has a nicer polo shirt on today but he still looks like a busted can of biscuits. You could probably store a roll of quarters in his belly button...eww, marinate on that one for a minute.
My other annoying co-worker wouldn't shut up about her "good cookin' " today..I've tasted it..it's not that great and her 80's era "slacks" are LITERALLY playing grab ass with her today.
She's gonna get a yeast infection if she keeps wearing those pants.
The fabric is pilled so bad, her pants look like a wooly sweater....Ooo Sexy.