Friday, April 23, 2010

MUTED or..The Internet Is The Debbul

Funny how emotional pain actually hurts you physically.

My privacy was invaded by someone I loved and trusted.

The Internet was my outlet...I could be WHOever I wanted to be and say WHATever I wanted to say...and people would laugh at what I "said" or agree with me on controversial issues, thus, making my real life lonliness and pain sting a little less.

And now it has come back only to bite me square in my ample ass.

The consequences will be far reaching and I don't know if I'll recover from this...yeah, I'm STILL overly dramatic..must be in my genes.

I'm going to take some time away and go shut my fucking Internet mouth, my strong, beautiful, sexy, "Hey Asshole, Go Fuck Yourself" self has been knocked down quite a few pegs.

Oh the irony of my blog's title....

Friday, April 16, 2010

I'm A Cheating Ass Ho

Blogger..sit down hun...we need to talk.

I'm cheating on you...WITH MY NEW FUCKIN iPHONE!!!

He treats me better than you do and frankly..his dick is bigger than and him will need to be alone for another week...I'll tire of him soon and be back in your warm arms before you know it...

stop crying, it'll give you wrinkles.