Wednesday, September 23, 2009

The Biggest Loser Bra Top and Shorts - The Newest Trend In Humiliation-Wear

*sigh*..I usually don't watch this show because..because better stuff is on in it's time slot...but I'm REALLY not gonna watch it anymore...are they SERIOUS with these bra tops and shorts???
NBC Producers, Why can't you let them wear the cute lil t-shirts you gave them earlier in the show???

I mean, I'm admittedly "kinda fat"..but I wouldn't be caught fuckin' dead in one of these bra tops..not even at myself...on laundry day...during the Apocalypse.

Much like Dolly Parton's character in Steel Magnolias - "I haven't left the house without lycra on these thighs (and gut) since I was fourteen"

I feel bad having to burden your poor eyes with the task of having to look at my back-fat rolls...I'm a giver, I guess.

My co-workers on the other hand, just don't seem to give two fucks about their hanging flesh and stretch marks...I can't tell you how many times I've had to do a double take in the break room thinking: Did I just see a 400 pound broad in a TUBE TOP??!!

Yeah..I'm kind of a self hater if you haven't guessed it already.

She obviously just caught a glimpse of herself in the mirror....

YES!! One more week DONE..'wonder what they'll have us wearing NEXT week...

*shaking my head*..poor things

Friday, September 18, 2009

Glee Whore

EEEEK!..did ya see Mercedes bust a window??..lololol, oh, been there before...AHEM!

(I'm at work and Youtube is blocked so I can't embed the vid here..fuckers)

ok..I'll post the follwing embed code..but I can't see it could be a video of someone stomping on kittens and I wouldn't know....

Thursday, September 10, 2009


And I am not ashamed..well, maybe a little.

This show brings back memories of my freshman year in high school. I wanted to be in "Show Choir" SO FUCKIN' BAD!!!!!
That Mercedes girl was me..on the inside..and kinda on the outside, my hairlooks like that now.

But I was shy..and a nerd..and tried out once...AND DIDN'T MAKE IT...waaahhhhh!

My husband gives me "the look" when I sing along to all the songs..He asks, with a look of disgust: "How the hell do you know the words to THAT song?"...because I'm a geek, that's why...and showtunes are fun..asshole.