Wednesday, September 23, 2009

The Biggest Loser Bra Top and Shorts - The Newest Trend In Humiliation-Wear

*sigh*..I usually don't watch this show because..because better stuff is on in it's time slot...but I'm REALLY not gonna watch it anymore...are they SERIOUS with these bra tops and shorts???
NBC Producers, Why can't you let them wear the cute lil t-shirts you gave them earlier in the show???

I mean, I'm admittedly "kinda fat"..but I wouldn't be caught fuckin' dead in one of these bra tops..not even at home...by myself...on laundry day...during the Apocalypse.

Much like Dolly Parton's character in Steel Magnolias - "I haven't left the house without lycra on these thighs (and gut) since I was fourteen"

I feel bad having to burden your poor eyes with the task of having to look at my back-fat rolls...I'm a giver, I guess.

My co-workers on the other hand, just don't seem to give two fucks about their hanging flesh and stretch marks...I can't tell you how many times I've had to do a double take in the break room thinking: Did I just see a 400 pound broad in a TUBE TOP??!!

Yeah..I'm kind of a self hater if you haven't guessed it already.



She obviously just caught a glimpse of herself in the mirror....



YES!! One more week DONE..'wonder what they'll have us wearing NEXT week...



*shaking my head*..poor things



4 comments:

Belle said...

Wow, you would have to pay me big money to put that on...

The Lady Who Doesn't Lunch: said...

I used to find this show inspiring but now I can't watch the show at all - it's so exploitive and as a pretty fat chick myself -
I cringe at every single humilating moment of those sports bra/bike short floppy flesh weigh-ins
Also I think if the women should have to suffer through having the folds and rolls of rolls exposed and accentuated in the sports bras and tight shorts I think the men should too. How do they get off with the baggy shorts, eh?

Riotgrrl said...

I agree!! I'm sick of seeing women be shamed and punished into thinness. No one could ever maintain this lifestyle the producers created.

Riotgrrl said...

PS I see blogger is finally recognizing me and letting me comment! I missed pestering you!