Friday, April 16, 2010

I'm A Cheating Ass Ho

Blogger..sit down hun...we need to talk.

I'm cheating on you...WITH MY NEW FUCKIN iPHONE!!!

He treats me better than you do and frankly..his dick is bigger than yours...so umm..me and him will need to be alone for another week...I'll tire of him soon and be back in your warm arms before you know it...

stop crying, it'll give you wrinkles.

okthnxbai

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