I Wish....

Me and my co-workers compiled an "I wish" list today.
It kind of relates to my "What If I Had Super Powers" post..here's what our slack-asses came up with:

I wish it was OK to brandish a firearm in traffic - It would clear up a lot of foolishness

I wish that I didn't HAVE to work..again..ever

I wish I could go Deaf..selectively, so I wouldn't have hear certain shit or people

I wish the manager at Subway would stop playing "slap and tickle" with the bitch behind the counter and make my fucking sandwich...vent much??

I wish I had a flat stomach and a really big ass like that girl on Flavor of Love (I confess, that was mine)

I wish I wasn't a compulsive spender

I wish I was on a dance team in a HBCU marching band, I'll need to request extra fabric

Speaking of "extra fabric", I wish Belly would buy shirts that fit. But when you have 4,000 children, I guess money, like your shirt, is tight

Anywhoo..back to the list

I wish other people could pee FOR you

I wish you could gain and lose weight at will

I wish I lived in a nice house..in a nice neighborhood..for free

I wish people would actually GO when the light turned green

I wish the soldiers could come home..alive..forever

I wish....

TO BE CONTINUED