Thursday, October 05, 2006

Damn, How'd Ya Get That Way?

Yes, I'm fully aware that it is 1:30am..I'm off work tomorrow so leave me alone...

How is it that 1 person could be ALL AT THE SAME TIME:

1. Fat - (With a postage stamp sized ass) from the back, he looks like a large muffin, that belt is tighter than a muthafucka

2. Knock-Kneed

AND

3. Pigeon Toed -I swear his foot makes a 90 degree turn
Here's an inspiration pic I found on the internet.(No, this isn't Belly, but notice the Wide yet Beady eyes we all know and love)






















I always wonder what would happen if he had to say, suddenly take off running.

Oh. The. Comedy.

Another addition to his list of nastiness that should be reported:
I caught him looking at me throughout an entire meeting today. Yechhh!! I kept trying to find ways to not make comments, but he kept 'a starin'......Me and my co-worker always wonder: If you "don't care for larger women", Then why the fuck are you always oggling us??

Piss off jackass!!

5 comments:

lioux said...

Linka72, we should totally develop the next reality television sensation...

*Trading Louses*.

The premise? Swap Annoying Co-Workers for the week.

You could co-work with Co-Worker Dan and I could co-work with Belly.

Linka72 said...

Lioux,

....and they would both be dead by the end of said week.

That is a really good idea..I'm such a procrastinator though..hmm, I could deff use the money..

Orhan Kahn said...

Hold me close, I'm scared!

Jill said...

I have some co-workers to trade, but I don't think that they are appropriate for network television. It will have to be a cable show.

Anonymous said...

That's a great picture! So far, I can only picture Belly as a cartoon character. I would love to see the real-life version.

Enjoy your day off!!