Yes, I'm fully aware that it is 1:30am..I'm off work tomorrow so leave me alone...
How is it that 1 person could be ALL AT THE SAME TIME:
1. Fat - (With a postage stamp sized ass) from the back, he looks like a large muffin, that belt is tighter than a muthafucka
2. Knock-Kneed
AND
3. Pigeon Toed -I swear his foot makes a 90 degree turn
Here's an inspiration pic I found on the internet.(No, this isn't Belly, but notice the Wide yet Beady eyes we all know and love)
I always wonder what would happen if he had to say, suddenly take off running.
Oh. The. Comedy.
Another addition to his list of nastiness that should be reported:
I caught him looking at me throughout an entire meeting today. Yechhh!! I kept trying to find ways to not make comments, but he kept 'a starin'......Me and my co-worker always wonder: If you "don't care for larger women", Then why the fuck are you always oggling us??
Piss off jackass!!
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Linka72, we should totally develop the next reality television sensation...
*Trading Louses*.
The premise? Swap Annoying Co-Workers for the week.
You could co-work with Co-Worker Dan and I could co-work with Belly.
Lioux,
....and they would both be dead by the end of said week.
That is a really good idea..I'm such a procrastinator though..hmm, I could deff use the money..
Hold me close, I'm scared!
I have some co-workers to trade, but I don't think that they are appropriate for network television. It will have to be a cable show.
That's a great picture! So far, I can only picture Belly as a cartoon character. I would love to see the real-life version.
Enjoy your day off!!
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