Funny how sombody who claims to be a "die hard, low carb guy" is literally wolfing down (I promise you, I heard wolf noises) a Double sausage biscuit from the gas station.
He also enjoys eating some sort of quadruple onion burger that smells like a whale's ass. Just think for a moment on what a whale's ass must smell like...then imagine it being in the next cubicle. Not a good time.
Belly is still on the campaign to make me his friend. He thinks people "dismiss" him because he's fat...hate to break it to ya buddy..it's not your weight. It's your weird personality and snot whistle and staring..whateva