Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Healthy Eating Tips..from a fat bastard

I overheard Belly telling our co-worker that he "doesn't care for" Fried Foods and that he mostly Broils or Bakes meats.....this coming from a man that is 5 foot zero (minus 8 feet) and weighs 7000 pounds.

Then later on I remember that he admitted that he likes "pastries"..who says pastries?? Him I guess.
This one time, (at Band Camp..ok, that's getting old) he made a cake for an office get together, it was dry as the Sahara so no one really ate it. He brought back half of it and I said "Well you could take it home to your kids" and he said "Nah, I'll just finish it so it won't go to waste"
He then proceeded to eat HALF A FUCKING CAKE!!! I looked over at one point and he was in a kind of trance-like state..high on the sugar I guess. I've had that high but I've never eaten half a fucking cake.
He's on a new diet and claims to have lost weight..I don't see it.. and before you accuse me of being mean, (Who? Me?) the other cube-mates say he's getting bigger too. That outta control beard isn't helping. He looks like he's storing nuts for the winter.

Maybe there's cake in there!!


INAMINI said...

Do you have a picture of him to post?;)

Linka72 said...

I actually don't have a picture of him to post right now, But there's one on his desk with his whole family that would literally make you piss yourself with laughter...I should steal it and scan it at home..hmmmm