For Christ Sakes it's CONTROL ALT DELETE
CURL Alt Delete
CENTRAL Alt Delete
That 3 finger thing
Yes Virginia, you DO need to have the Num Lock key ON to use the "calculator thingy" on the right side of the keyboard
No dipshit, yesterday's rain storm DID NOT lock your computer password out. Your stupid fingers did.
It's normally called a CPU NOT:
That big box thing
A cupholder (the cd drawer, yes it's true)
It amazes me how some people even make it to work safely each day.