Okay I'm stuck with Belly and Annoying Old Song Guy, damn that's a long name....let's call him SHORTY.
Ok, my other cube mate is out of the office so here I sit, stuck with Belly the snot whistle king and Shorty, the very politically INcorrect, old song singer.
Shorty has a new song: Freak Out by Chic..god help me.
As I said before, I'm a "fluffy" myself but Belly is one big motherfucker. Curiously, he has no ass. I mean it's non-existent. I guess it's all being sucked forward. Weird.
Do you ever get this weird urge to stare at people just so you can try to figure out what the hell happened to them??
I'm quite impressed by how he can tuck his shirt in, it's an engineering feat I tell ya!!