Yes people, It's my birthday..and yes I CERTAINTLY AM 23 years old...for the second time..oh shut up...
We had a food day and everybody brought something..except Belly, of course and he was the main one scarfing down all the food, of course.
Our department also sponsored free pizza for everyone.."a limit of 3 slices" is what the sign said..Belly had at least 5..do my eyes deceive me??? Is that Belly hobbling his ass back over to the pizza table??
The Company sponsored free dessert for the entire building..they handed out little tickets for you to turn in in order to get your pizza, cake, pie etc....Belly tried to fake us all out earlier in the week by trying to offer me his tickets...why is that I JUST saw his fat ass eating a big 'ole piece of coconut cake with his pizza?????
He was probably hiding tickets in his cheeks.. or in the folds of his belly. Ewww.
He was trying to be all witty and funny today around the food table..people were just looking at him as if to say.."just shut the hell up..immediately"
At least he's attempting to be a little more humble (read: realistic) He referred to himself as "Fat Boy" today while telling a story....There's hope for him yet.