Wednesday, December 06, 2006

A Rock And A Hard Place

Belly shaved his wild Taliban beard down over the weekend..thank god.

He hates it, I know this because he stated that he "paid a person to mess him up". I guess that statement means his barber took the initiative and helped his fat ass out by shearing him like a sheep.

I personally think he looks 7 million times better. He actually looks thinner..in the face.... but I'm afraid to tell him so because he might get his little willy all hard and take it as a compliment...yeck! bad visual!
He's aso letting his beady/bug eyes breathe today since he's not wearing his coke bottle glasses..why are they always caked with crud/shit chips??? Eww. He looks kinda like a baby rat..squintin' and shit.

He just bounded down the aisle with his lunch..I'm thinking of following him into the break room just to stare at his food like he does me. One day I noticed that he's one of those people that takes 1 fry at a time and puts ketchup...on that 1 fry...one. at. a. damn. time..how fucking irritating.

I should cough all over his lunch just for shits and giggles.

8 comments:

Riotgrrlwargasm said...

I MADE THE LIST! Haha! Thanks for adding me to your Damn Funny Links!

Orhan Kahn said...

I think you've mentioned more of his private parts than your own. Now you're thinking about his man-hard penis?

Just admit the truth, you want the warmth of his body up against yours when you fall asleep and wake.

Linka72 said...

Eww.. Orhan, "man-hard"...yeckkkkk
I wouldn't even want the warmth of his body next to mine if we went through a second ice-age and he was the last warm body on earth..eww again

Linka72 said...

Riotgrrlwargasm, not a prob..I'm here to help..see? I do have a heart!!!...and Belly said I was mean..screw him

Riotgrrlwargasm said...

Orhan "not man-hard" Kahn you have obviously never had the curse of working in extremely close proximity to someone who is fascinatingly disgusting. When you sit right next to someone for 40 hours each and every week, you get to know really intimate things about them that you did not necessarily need to or want to know! But you just can't help it!

You just have to keep looking at it like you do fossilized dinosaur poop, or a car wreck, or a surgery show, or a splattered puke puddle in the bus shelter! It doesn't mean you like it!

Orhan Kahn said...

I think I speak for all man-hard men when I say, down with panties and up with bras!

But seriously, I can't get along with everyone I meet but I find a tolerable middle ground. In Belly's case I would most likely slap him onto his side and fry him up like bacon. But thats just me. You know, anything to make the guy likeable.. and EVERYONE likes bacon. Even vegetarians.

Linka72 said...

mmm...bacon.
You made even "belly bacon" sound delicious...sad but true

Cai said...

Hi, I've been lurking on your blog for a while. I think your blog is funny. I also have a co-worker I hate... like you, I guess I can focus on the comedy.