Friday, December 29, 2006

Food Porn - Yet ANOTHER Victim

Oh.The.Hilarity.

We have a new guy in our pod bay. He's flippin' hilarious.

Yesterday the new guy sat down at his desk to eat his breakfast..Belly IMMEDIATELY noticed and of course, made a comment:

Belly: Hey, I see ya got some Chik-Fil-A there
New Guy: Uh yeah, I do

A few moments of silence pass and New Guy starts to eat.....

Belly: Oooo, is that one of those breakfast sandwiches they got? That's looks REAL good! Wow!!Mmm Hmm..blah blah blah (imagine his wide-eyed, eager expression)
New Guy: (with a "what the fuck is going on" look on his face) Uh yeah, what of it??
Me: Oh, New Guy, let me explain, Belly has a Food Porn addiction
New Guy: Huh??
Belly: (Man-Giggling uncontrollably but at the same time looking VERY embarrassed)
Me: Yeah, he likes to stare at people's food for some reason
New Guy: (Now giving ME the "WTF" look) Really??...Well, what's that about?
Me: (Shrugging and thinking to myself: Because he's a Fat Bastard) Who knows..he just says that he enjoys the "look of a good meal"
New Guy: Uh, ok..I think

New Guy then turned back to his desk and uncomfortably ate his breakfast.
Belly just sat there with a stupid grin on his face and after we ignored him for some time he turned his dumb ass around and got back to work.

Today New Guy says to me: "What the HELL was that all about??"
I tried to explain it to him but even I felt stupid after a while..finally I ended it with "Hell, he's just a weird motherfucker"
New Guy agreed and said: "Well Hungry Smitty needs to back off"...the way he said was like HOWNNNGREE..heeelarious

HUNGRY SMITTY??? I laughed myself sick on that one but we agreed to keep that name between us (and all of Blogosphere)..for now.

I think I may have a new partner in crime....{Insert Evil laugh here}

2 comments:

QT said...

As a fellow victim, welcome to the fold.

Not only is Hungry Smitty priceless, Chick Fil A is dee-lish...MMMM.

But I still wouldn't hang over my cube wall just to stare at someone while they are eating.

Orhan Kahn said...

Poor, poor new guy. Hes in for a whole lot of hurt!