Monday, December 18, 2006

He Must Be Watering His Plants With It

Okay do you rememebr when I mentioned Belly's ass-crack breath??

Well due to extreme peer pressure, I was forced to look in his nasty desk for some alcohol wipes the other day..guess what I found....

I'll wait while you giggle......

How on earth is this stuff NOT working...I'm confused.

I should write Crest Corporate Headquarters and really, I'm serious....Okay maybe I'm not.

He claims to be working out at home...however, his stomach is getting bigger..others have noticed too. He mentioned that he was thinking of getting the Lap-Band procedure because i's "reversible"..sniggle.

1 comment:

Riotgrrlwargasm said...

Lap Band: Here's what's going to happen.

He will no longer be able to exercise his compulsive eating ("gorging"), so he will become compulsive about something else. Like gambling, stealing, drinking, or masturbating (in his case, rubbing against the urinal).

Since he has no sense in making nutritional choices, this procedure will fail him. Instead of eating hi-density foods choc-full of nutrients, which he MUST do if he's eating only a 1/2 a cup of food at a time, you know he will eat twinkies and mini hot dogs and eventually become malnourished and die.

Sad but true.