An article titled "Xmas Party Stylin" in the December issue of Men's Health states:
"It's a fine line between festive and foolish". "While garish outfits might get you some punch-bowl-driven laughs, preserve your reputation as a class act by avoiding sweaters with reindeer or snowflakes, ties that could double as wrapping paper and any combination of red and green."
So the fashion gurus have spoken. And the stores beckon. And the rest is up to you.
OH MY DREIDEL!!...They even have THESE:
Ok, I admit, this is kinda cute