Notice I didn't say "stink"..this is way past "stink", it has now become STANK
Something in Belly's "area" smells like cigarettes, ass and Spam.
I let it slide for about an hour but after that, I just HAD to say something. He claimed it was an open meat container in his trash can and that he had closed it so he "can't understand why you smell anything"..shut up Stank Ass Belly.
I kept bothering him about the smell by complaining loudly and recruiting others who smelled it. ha hahahaha..he got all pissed and claimed to tie the trash liner in a knot...didn't help...when he went to inhale his lunch in the break room, I held my breath and switched his trash can with one in a vacant cube..yeckkkkk!! Sadly, we then noticed that a stench was ALSO coming from his jacket..shower much lard face???
I immediately fogged my entire area with fake CK1 body spray....what? It was better than "Belly Stank"!
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I wish nasal deafness upon you, and the sooner the better.
Yesterday I was in line at the post office behind this guy whose odor literally brought tears to my eyes. I backed up a step. I breathed through my nose. I stared at the floor. And I think I might have had a tiny little blackout in there.
I feel your pain.
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