Ok people, I finally cussed him out......
Here I am, minding my OWN FUCKING BUSINESS when Belly decides to stand up and stare at me some more.
I wasn't feeling so hot so I got some fries from the cafeteria. I was just about to dig in when I heard the snot whistle. Great.
Then if that wasn't bad enough, he says (in the nastiest, porn tone) " God...those fries look goooood...really goooood"
I turned around and said:
"Will you PLEASE STOP staring at my damn food???!!!???"
He looked shocked, then embarassed. He tried to laugh it off (because everybody was looking at him) and say "Dang, I'm sorry..excuuuuuse me"
Fuck you Belly.
Later on, he tried to make small talk by reading us stupid online news stories.
Belly: WOW!! Look at this, they're making deep fried Pizza now
Everyone Else: *silence*
Belly: Eww, deep fried pizza, who would eat something like that?
Everyone Else: (Thinking) Your fat ass would...
Belly: I mean that just sounds gross, batter fried..blah blah blah fucking blah...
Everyone Else: (Thinking) Shut the hell up..now
He went on for about 10 minutes on how weird/gross deep fried pizza would be and how he "just couldn't imagine eating something like that"
I'm going to punch him in his throat tomorrow..I really am.