Thursday, November 09, 2006

The Last Straw..I Mean Fry

Ok people, I finally cussed him out......

Here I am, minding my OWN FUCKING BUSINESS when Belly decides to stand up and stare at me some more.
I wasn't feeling so hot so I got some fries from the cafeteria. I was just about to dig in when I heard the snot whistle. Great.
Then if that wasn't bad enough, he says (in the nastiest, porn tone) " God...those fries look goooood...really goooood"
I turned around and said:
"Will you PLEASE STOP staring at my damn food???!!!???"
He looked shocked, then embarassed. He tried to laugh it off (because everybody was looking at him) and say "Dang, I'm sorry..excuuuuuse me"

Fuck you Belly.

Later on, he tried to make small talk by reading us stupid online news stories.
Belly: WOW!! Look at this, they're making deep fried Pizza now
Everyone Else: *silence*
Belly: Eww, deep fried pizza, who would eat something like that?
Everyone Else: (Thinking) Your fat ass would...
Belly: I mean that just sounds gross, batter fried..blah blah blah fucking blah...
Everyone Else: (Thinking) Shut the hell

He went on for about 10 minutes on how weird/gross deep fried pizza would be and how he "just couldn't imagine eating something like that"

I'm going to punch him in his throat tomorrow..I really am.


Rachel said...

Good for you calling him on the 1000 yard food stare.
I can't imagine what you deal with.
Is there ever an odor problem?
I could tell stories for days about a former co-worker "Stinky"

Anonymous said...

As a fellow "food porn" sufferer, i feel for you. Why is everyone so fucking FASCINATED by the food we eat? Jesus. It is bad when you think about eating in your car or eat standing up by the microwave, back to the door, just praying that no one comes in. WTF???? Is is so strange to just want to eat without porn commentary?

We are sisters in food porn pain. Someday, I, too, will snap.

Orhan Kahn said...

Wtf, link?

Porn Food: Deep Fried Pizza