Belly has this annoying habit of sitting down REALLY fast in his office chair....We have adjustable desks that raise to a "standing" height. From time to time while on a call, Belly will suddenly decide to sit his fat ass down.
It sounds like a really loud zipper...and it is all I can do to not burst out laughing when people peer over their cubicles with perplexed looks on their faces as if to say: "What in the fucking-hell is that noise??"
I imagine that one day, a blazing inferno will spring up from his surprisingly miniscule ass..can you imaginge THAT level of stinkosity????
And wouldn't ya know it...as I was typing this, HE DID IT AGAIN!!...that chair is a goner...
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