Friday, February 22, 2008

That Just Means More Guns In The House...

While we were watching TV last night, I brought up the subject of babies again with TOH. I'd spent all day worrying myself to death by reading diabetic mommy blogs and medical advice sites.

TOH sure had a lot of questions:

1. Are you sure you want to have my baby? (umm..huh? I think Brad Pitt is busy..damn!!)
2. What if there are complications? (Do you remember me going to med school??..I sure don't)
3. Are you sure you're ready to carry a baby for 9 long months? (The carrying part isn't what I'm worried about)
4. Can you follow the diet? (Can you stop bringing buckets of chicken and gallons of ice cream into the house??)
5. If you bring up the possibility of twins ONE more time, can I kill you?

After the inquisition, he told me how much he REALLY wanted a little boy. I asked him "What if we have a little girl?" and he said that would be great too..but then he added:

"That just means more guns in the house"...

His theory is that if we have a little girl, it will be his duty to protect her from "hard dicked little boys" for the rest of her life..and in order to perform this duty, we will need an arsenal.."cuz' that's what called for in these situations"...

Back off ladies...he's mine.

4 comments:

DIXIECHICK said...

So..did he agree or not?

Linka72 said...

Oh, he agreed..I think..we're two confused idiots over here at our house..I think we're scared.

lil foot's mommy said...

perhaps this song ( http://www.cowboylyrics.com/lyrics/atkins-rodney/cleaning-this-gun-come-on-in-boy-17225.html ) can sooth his soul that one day he can play for any boy who dares date your daughter.

and I can totally relate, my hubbie is the same way. Ask me if he has his own little arsenal under our bed!!!

DeeJay said...

hee