The Red Carpet..no comment
Is it me or did Aretha Franklin look like a big ole piece of Key Lime Pie...
Maybe that was the look she was going for....hmmm, pie
Me and TOH traded Aretha insults till I almost peed myself
Me: Good Lord, she looks thick and creamy
TOH: Who is she kidding with the spaghetti strap??
Me: Looks like it's cutting into her meat
Me: I heard she was on Weight Watchers
TOH: *ha* She looks like she should be endorsing insulin shots
Then TOH's friend calls to add:
"So Aretha hasn't had ANYTHING amputated yet??..amazing..."
Me: She really needs to stop jiggling...Ya think Janet caused a rukus with her "wardrobe malfunction"..imagine if that strap gives way...titties galore!!
[insert tears and howling here]
We are so mean..but that's what we do.