Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Filet-O-Fat Ass

I was walking back from the bathroom just now and accidentally witnessed Belly finishing off a Filet-O-Fish in ONE AND A HALF BITES......woooah, I was both shocked and appalled..then I got to be nauseous...he then launched into a 5 minute diatribe about processors... all the while, HOLDING THAT SANDWICH IN HIS CHEEKS..like an obese chipmunk...yeckkkk

According to him, today was his "cheat day" since he was in a hurry to get back to work today..I suspect he forgot to mention that he probably ate 16 tacos in the car before he came back in.

4 comments:

Riotgrrlwargasm said...

he DOES have a ton of kids....

Weird!

paulo said...

There might be a perfectly reasonable explanation. Maybe he's training to be a professional eater so he can quit his job. Or maybe he was just aiming for efficiency. Multi-tasking, you know? Some people type really fast while speaking on the phone, other people eat really fast while ranting about computers.

Linka72 said...

Right Riot???

Paulo..thst has GOT to be the funniest explanation I have ever heard..haahahhahaha

Riotgrrlwargasm said...

Linka, check out "you want fries with that?" from this week on http://www.bitsandpieces1.blogspot.com/

Good lord that's funny shit!