Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Linka-Licious

Okay, So I'm all about Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas these days. That song Fergalicious is crazeeeeee.

There's something to be said about an ENTIRE song that basically states:

I AM THE SHIT!!

My philosophy has always been that if YOU don't think you're the shit, then who will? If ya can't toot your own horn, then who's can you toot??..Of course it would be nasty to toot the wrong horn..but anyway...

I was going through some boxes and found a list me and my college housemates made. It was called:

THE TOP TEN REASONS I'M SO GREAT
1. I can sing
2. I can dance
3. Men love all my "cushioning"
4. I'm better than you on SO many levels
5. My hair is cute
6. My clothes are hot (No really, we had a friend that was a shop-lifter)
7. I'm smarter than you (Funny, seeing as I was flunking out at the time)
9. Did I mention that my hair is cute?
10. Just Because..nuff' said
We all had a different version of the above list that we spent hours typing up. We then found it necessary to POST IT ON THE REFRIGERATOR for all to see.
We also spent our parent's hard earned money on business cards that stated:
YOU'VE BEEN MACKED!!!
It then had our home phone, pager numbers etc....We would hand them out to cute guys in clubs and especially at Freaknik.
It's amazing how cocky we were back then...oh, the hilarity

2 comments:

Slackermommy said...

I love this! I'm the shit too! Go look at my post surgery photos of my new bod on my blog. You'll agree. LOL!

Orhan Kahn said...

I don't care what you say #9 & #10 don't count. Cry all you want, I'm not havin' it ;)