Yay Halloween??

*sigh*

Happy almost Halloween....

As usual, I am the only person dressed up...because "Halloween is the Devil" according to the "Amen Corner".

Whatever...

I'm Coffy/Foxy Brown today...but I've renamed myself Koffee Keylala Brown..cuz I'm bored.

If I weren't trying to keep my hateful ass anonymous, I'd show you some pictures...

Whatever... Eat some damn cupcakes.... gone horribly wrong

I Really Hate People Who Hate Other People..

*sigh*

My co-workers are RAGING homophobes and it makes me sad. I call them the Amen Corner and they tend to hide it under the guise of being religious and that "it just aint right"...but the bottom line is that they are mean as fuck.

Ok, I get the whole "freedom of speech" thing but gaaahh..the things they say are just..ughh, here are a few..because I just can't believe these broads sometimes:

"You know Queen Latifah has a girlfriend right?"
"Whaaaat??...Well I'll never buy another Cover Girl product again in my life"
"Mm Hmm girl, me neither"

"I can't believe those faggots are trying to compare their struggles to ours (Black People)..like they have any idea what's it's like to be discriminated against..{insert ME rattling off a list of parallels\similarities here} then..{insert a cubicle farm of blank stares and some crickets chirping here}

(On the subject of gays and adoption) "I just think that it's confusing for the children" umm really??..this comment came from an admitted home-wrecker with a million kids by 32,000 different baby-daddies. Confusing indeed.

Yesterday they were in a huddled whisper-fest about Obama saying (what they thought they heard him say) "was gonna overturn this whole gay marriage thing" and I heard one of them say: " OH HELL NAW BUDDY...we'll write a buncha damn letters!!"
It took everything in me not to tell them where to stuff their letters.

When me and my more tolerant co-workers talk about gay rights, there's this one lady who looks like she may actually vomit...sometimes I just wanna turn around and ask her: Is it really that fuckin bad????? I guess so, for her at least.

They have told me that I'm gay-friendly because of "That damn Internet"..um, ok

Oh, and they think that Flu Shots are the devil..wow, you just can't make this shit up...

The Biggest Loser Bra Top and Shorts - The Newest Trend In Humiliation-Wear

*sigh*..I usually don't watch this show because..because better stuff is on in it's time slot...but I'm REALLY not gonna watch it anymore...are they SERIOUS with these bra tops and shorts???
NBC Producers, Why can't you let them wear the cute lil t-shirts you gave them earlier in the show???

I mean, I'm admittedly "kinda fat"..but I wouldn't be caught fuckin' dead in one of these bra tops..not even at home...by myself...on laundry day...during the Apocalypse.

Much like Dolly Parton's character in Steel Magnolias - "I haven't left the house without lycra on these thighs (and gut) since I was fourteen"

I feel bad having to burden your poor eyes with the task of having to look at my back-fat rolls...I'm a giver, I guess.

My co-workers on the other hand, just don't seem to give two fucks about their hanging flesh and stretch marks...I can't tell you how many times I've had to do a double take in the break room thinking: Did I just see a 400 pound broad in a TUBE TOP??!!

Yeah..I'm kind of a self hater if you haven't guessed it already.



She obviously just caught a glimpse of herself in the mirror....



YES!! One more week DONE..'wonder what they'll have us wearing NEXT week...



*shaking my head*..poor things

Glee Whore

EEEEK!..did ya see Mercedes bust a window??..lololol, oh, been there before...AHEM!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0cJ2ZEGH2E

(I'm at work and Youtube is blocked so I can't embed the vid here..fuckers)

ok..I'll post the follwing embed code..but I can't see it..so it could be a video of someone stomping on kittens and I wouldn't know....

I HEART GLEE

And I am not ashamed..well, maybe a little.

This show brings back memories of my freshman year in high school. I wanted to be in "Show Choir" SO FUCKIN' BAD!!!!!
That Mercedes girl was me..on the inside..and kinda on the outside, my hairlooks like that now.

But I was shy..and a nerd..and tried out once...AND DIDN'T MAKE IT...waaahhhhh!

My husband gives me "the look" when I sing along to all the songs..He asks, with a look of disgust: "How the hell do you know the words to THAT song?"...because I'm a geek, that's why...and showtunes are fun..asshole.

Man-Candy Of The Week: Jensen Ackles

He's officially on the list of "White Dudes That Could Get It" ... hell, these days, who isn't?

He's on my fave show Supernatural on the CW network..Season Premier Sept 10th 9 pm

Yeah, the other guy is ok, but he doesn't have that "slam you up against a wall and love you down" quality that Jensen has (God, I am SUCH a whore)

And I hear that he's from Texas...and everything is bigger in Texas ....right?..I'm just sayin'...

I call that last pic: "You want me..don't you? Look at these other busters..even THEY want me!"

And yum.....

Proof That The Damn Internet Is Bad For You

Being at home all day is not a good idea...

RUDE PEOPLE AT THE RedBox and The New Release DVD Rentals..HURRY THE HELL UP..pfftf

OPEN LETTER TO THAT BROAD IN FRONT OF ME AT THE DOLLAR DVD RENTAL MACHINE YESTERDAY:

Bitch, I swear if you look at the synopsis of ONE MORE fucking movie, I will kill you.

PICK ONE!!
PUT IT IN THE FUCKING CART!!
SLIDE YOUR DAMN CARD!!
GET YOUR FUCKING MOVIE!!
AND GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY WAY!!

Sincerely, That Bitch That Was Behind You..the one that had been at work for TEN hours and just wanted to return her damn movies before 7pm so that she would not be charged for another day.

She even continued to lallygag even after he daughter said "Mom, people are waiting"....would it be wrong if I slapped the taste out of her mouth?..probably, but it would feel so damn good.

I promise you, I waited at least 1o minutes behind her and because of her, I missed the cut off and had to pay for another day....

AAAArrrugggh!

I HATE people that act like they are the only people on earth when they can CLEARLY see that others are behind them..patiently waiting for a dumb ass to hurry up.

It's like people at the left turn signal..my pet fucking peeve...who, even though THE LIGHT IS THEIRS, turn the corner at 0.3 miles an hour...oh, that one KILLS me...are you afraid that you'll flip the car over if you go too fast or something???

Let's recap..please take notes

Linka72's Rules for the DVD machine:

1. KNOW WHAT YOU WANT BEFORE YOU GET THERE
2. HAVE YOUR DAMN DEBIT CARD READY
3. PICK A DAMN MOVIE REALLY QUICKLY
4. GET THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY
5. DON'T LET YOUR FREAKIN KIDS NEAR THE MACHINE (Their little brains are not advanced enough to be able to make these kinds of decisions quickly..they eat boogers for god's sake)

*stepping down from soapbox...taking a Valium...watching a movie*

Man-Candy Of The Week: Mehcad Brooks

I know, I haven't posted since the 60's but I have a good excuse.....

His name is Mehcad Brooks and he's on True Blood..(The best show in the world) and I would drink his bath water...really.

*sigh*
Damn, he's yummy...

Ok Fine..My Last Post About IMVU..maybe

It seems that at least ONE of my readers and I'm sure about 80% of my co-workers are "sick and damn tired" of me talking about IMVU.

*sigh*

I've been hearing that "I've changed" since getting my avatar..that I've "come out of my shell" or that I'm "starting to blur the line between reality and the virtual world"

Umm, I disagree.

I've said this somewhere before: I've been a 'ho since the early 90's..I just happen to have a way to dress her up in cute lil virtual clothes now.

You know how YOU think that something is so much fun that you want others to experience it, But when you show them the coolness they give you the blank stare and you hear crickets?

Yeah, I'm getting that feeling right about now...

A few of my older co-workers are sure that IMVU is the Devil...and so's the "interwebs"..I just laugh at them on the inside while nodding and smiling on the outside.

There are some really good people out there behind these "Devil Avatars"..and I've made some good friends...who cares if I've never actually seen them in person and sometimes I only know them by their screen name..doesn't seem strange to me..lol

Hey ladies!! - You know that guy I'm married to??...The one you broads LOVE SO MUCH?? Yeah, well I met him on the INTERNET!!

GASP..WHEEZE!!* Oh clutch the pearls Lula Mae!!!

Ok..I'm sounding like a brat.. 'cuz deep down inside, I AM ONE..and a rebel too.

So I'll probably add maybe just one or two more IMVU posts..yeah..that.