Belly told me that she'd already had the GB because she used to weigh about 500 pounds....I personally think that she should ask for a do-over because it looks like this one didn't "take".
I estimate her current weight to be around 473..but I could be wrong.
She wears her hair like a little girl: Square parted with a ponytail STICKING OUT THE TOP!! Imagine this..but on a large, grown-ass, black woman..equally as sad.
Poor thing has a low hanging pannus too..*lunch just came up a little*
Oh, and she wears fake hazel contacts ...who is she tryin' to fool?
On the good side, her skin is freakin' FLAWLESS and she's actually quite pretty.
I caught Belly looking at me longingly today..eww..I had half a mind to go over and stab him in the ribs with a steak knife but I figured that would get me fired.
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And all this time I was picturing Belly as a white dude... Weird!
You are so ridiculously awesome. Don't ever change a thing about you!
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