Cookie was called into an actual staff meeting last night...on the internet....a staff meeting for a VIRTUAL strip club..umm..wha?
This shit is starting to get a little too real..gah!
Apparently, we need to "step our game up" because someone called the management group slack asses and questioned our "training".
Oh, and it seems that we are too "chatty"..(it is, after all a CHAT room for fuck's sake)...No more inviting friends into the club unless they are paying for dances and drinks...umm, again..wha?
Then we had a long discussion about Customer Service and club marketing/promotion...boooo! I come here to goof off, shake my virtual ass and serve virtual drinks!!
I think Cookie needs to go on a virtual sabbatical again....
And wanna know the kicker??? The motherfuckin' Coup de Grâce??
They didn't even serve virtual coffee OR donuts...aww hell, this is JUST like my real job.