(I would have inserted a pic of big, black boobs here but all I could find was bad porn shots)
Jugs..Hooters..Bazooms..Cans
I ALWAYS had big, pretty, fabulous boobs (cleavage anyone?)...then I went and got knocked up at the age of 38 and now BOOM, they're mere shadows of their former selves.
t started when I was at around 4 months pregnant. I bought some new bras in anticipation of having huge "milk boobs" but I also got a couple of "right now"minimizer-type bras..what? They were on sale dammit.
Anywhoooo I wore those minimizer bras for a while and I started to notice that my tits were actually getting smaller..huh?
Granted, I lost weight during my pregnancy but I've been smaller than I am now and I STILL had Double D's. Now I'm more like a C cup (boooo C cups)...wtf is going on?
Now you know I Googled it and only found weirdness about breastfeeding and BIG boobs..sigh, I'm 8 months pregs now and they still seem small.
At first, my husband tried to make me feel better by saying maybe it was an "optical illusion" due to the fact that my stomach was sticking out a little further now..then he did some "feel tests" (damn pervert) and he determined that yes, they were indeed smaller.
I'm hoping it's like a tsunami where the shoreline receeds before all hell breaks loose...here's hoping.
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I know it's no consolation but my tiny ones got even tinier with my kiddos. Joy. Everyone else I know got bigger. Not me...
Maybe they will inflate back up after the baby is born? Bounce back, so to speak.
Hey, Linka....first time I have been able to get on your blog in forever! So, finding out you are pregnant is a pleasant surprise! Congrats! As far as the boob thing goes, well...I have had four kiddos, didn't have any before and mine got even smaller after..so, don't know what to tell ya hun..when I was breast feeding I prayed they would stay that size, but alas..twas not meant for me....Maybe it will do the opposite for you? Once again, Congratulations!
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