Last week I stumbled upon this little website called IMVU.com.
It's what the kids these days called Second Life, a virtual world.
..and I'm fucking hooked..I am such a nerd.
Damn you, young people.
I set up my avatar one night at around 9:00 pm and before I knew it, it was 3:00 am..oops..I got caught up "buying" shoes, clothes and hair for her with my credits...It's like shopping with somebody else's money....which is ALWAYS great.
Here's my avatar:
Yes,I've become an absolute whore on the internet...and I obviously love the hot tub.
So the second night, in the Public 3D rooms, I found the "night clubs"...and then I lost complete control of myself..
But I found a way to earn my keep:
I'm sure can imagine just how tough it was to tend bar in a bathing suit and stiletto boots...I'm sure.
Oh, then I joined a one woman band:
Then on Sunday, I woke up, changed into a slightly less whorish outfit, cooked some grits and did a little housework in my virtual beach house condo:
And then, to repent for the night before, I went to virtual church:
But isn't amazing that even in church, a Pimp will try to holla?
After church, I went home to get some rest and what did I find?...a damn orgy:
Roommates...
*Sigh*..just like college all over again...
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