Thursday, May 24, 2007

Lunch and Vomit

Belly bounced his fat ass in here today at lunch time with some vile Thai salad from the nearest fast food joint....Yeah, he's a foodie for sure.

It smelled like cigarette butts and assholes.

But he just kept spoutin' off about how good it was.."Oh yum..smack smack, mmmm, smack, yummy, crunch"

May I please vomit now???

2 comments:

Mammawannabe said...

Holy shit...I just wanted to write and say I found your blog earlier today and I've been reading it for two flipping hours. YOU ARE A RIOT! I'm absolutely loving your posts...I haven't laughed this hard in ages!!!!

Riotgrrlwargasm said...

HEY! I'm Riot! Just kidding, you are a damn funny writer.

I will give you the suggestion Hubby gave me: print out your blogs and format them into a little zine and distribute it for the masses! Self-publishing rulz!

I think I might do it because I just love zines.