Belly bounced his fat ass in here today at lunch time with some vile Thai salad from the nearest fast food joint....Yeah, he's a foodie for sure.
It smelled like cigarette butts and assholes.
But he just kept spoutin' off about how good it was.."Oh yum..smack smack, mmmm, smack, yummy, crunch"
May I please vomit now???
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Holy shit...I just wanted to write and say I found your blog earlier today and I've been reading it for two flipping hours. YOU ARE A RIOT! I'm absolutely loving your posts...I haven't laughed this hard in ages!!!!
HEY! I'm Riot! Just kidding, you are a damn funny writer.
I will give you the suggestion Hubby gave me: print out your blogs and format them into a little zine and distribute it for the masses! Self-publishing rulz!
I think I might do it because I just love zines.
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