Saturday, January 23, 2010

Asian Dudes are HAWT!!

OK, so for the past couple of years I've had this inappropriate fascination with hot Asian guys.

Could it be that I've never actually dated one?

I mean, let's be honest - on a normal day, my cooch could be mistaken for the front lobby of United Nations Headquarters..I've had 'em all thankyouverymuch.

I'm sure that the informers who run and tell my husband every damn thing they see on here are just moist with anticipation right now.

I was goofing off (as usual) at work on the Internet and I came across a photographer named Norm Yip and he is my hero..he has a book called The Asian Male..*sigh* yummy.

But of course, me being stupid as all shit..I decided to go to where you can BUILD YOUR OWN "LOLZ"...I promise you, it's the best thing since maxi pads for big girls (or at least ones with big ole asses).

Anywhooo, here's the product of my boredom and stupidity:

OK..I somebody to come pick my crazy ass up..but you gotta admit that they ARE kinda fine....

Oh, did I mention that I also try to steal cute lil Asian babies at least once a week??

What?..they're just so damn cuuuuute!!


SP said...

I didn't know you were a blogger! You are hilarious to me so I am definitely a fan... (BTW, how do you do all those cool links and pics and stuff? I did JUST learn how to do a screen shot today). Keep it up the good bloggin' or just eat the ham sandwich.


blurred1 said...

Oooh. If I ever adopt, it's totally going to be an Asian baby. They are the only ones that dont look gross. Black babies come out the wrong color, and white babies are just pasty mush. LOL

Dixiechick said...

I have missed your humor...Looks like I have a lot of catching up to do on your blog. Hope things are going well for you, I admit..Asian guys are hot...some...minus Jon

The Lady Who Doesn't Lunch: said...

Did you see that guy Tom that Pep went out with - so sexy - and he cooks.

Also, wanted to let you know that I got my boots at Jessica London - it's a plus size clothing site that is partnered with Avenue (also plus size clothes - not sure if you're familiar).
Love, Lady