Formerly known as: Is This REALLY My Life or The Co-Worker Hate Blog.
A long, sad tale of my miserable life..rantings and musings of a Type 2 Diabetic/Sugar Addict.
Oh wait..and a little hateful gossip about my co-workers for good measure!
OPEN LETTER TO THAT BROAD IN FRONT OF ME AT THE DOLLARDVD RENTAL MACHINE YESTERDAY:
Bitch, I swear if you look at the synopsis of ONE MORE fucking movie, I will kill you.
PICK ONE!! PUT IT IN THE FUCKING CART!! SLIDE YOUR DAMN CARD!! GET YOUR FUCKING MOVIE!! AND GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY WAY!!
Sincerely, That Bitch That Was Behind You..the one that had been at work for TEN hours and just wanted to return her damn movies before 7pm so that she would not be charged for another day.
She even continued to lallygag even after he daughter said "Mom, people are waiting"....would it be wrong if I slapped the taste out of her mouth?..probably, but it would feel so damn good.
I promise you, I waited at least 1o minutes behind her and because of her, I missed the cut off and had to pay for another day....
I HATE people that act like they are the only people on earth when they can CLEARLY see that others are behind them..patiently waiting for a dumb ass to hurry up.
It's like people at the left turn signal..my pet fucking peeve...who, even though THE LIGHT IS THEIRS, turn the corner at 0.3 miles an hour...oh, that one KILLS me...are you afraid that you'll flip the car over if you go too fast or something???
Let's recap..please take notes
Linka72's Rules for the DVD machine:
1. KNOW WHAT YOU WANT BEFORE YOU GET THERE 2. HAVE YOUR DAMN DEBIT CARD READY 3. PICK A DAMN MOVIE REALLY QUICKLY 4. GET THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY 5. DON'T LET YOUR FREAKIN KIDS NEAR THE MACHINE (Their little brains are not advanced enough to be able to make these kinds of decisions quickly..they eat boogers for god's sake)
*stepping down from soapbox...taking a Valium...watching a movie*