Once again, I have been cheating on you with another website...his name is Facebook..and he's sexy...plus, he has more money and he his peen is bigger so umm...
My new pregnancy brain will not allow me to write the long, ridiculous paragraphs that you have become accustomed to so I've taken to saying dumb shit in my Facebook status box instead:
Tuesday at 9:01pm - Sigh, Glee was great tonight
February 6 at 9:29pm - sigh...Troy Polamalu is sexy as all hell...but I have this weird urge to put pretty braids and barettes in his hair.
#donttellmyhusband #weirdness
February 6 at 8:13pm - I want a light-up bra top like Fergie's..my luck, I'd get electrocuted tryin' to be cute.
February 5 at 8:14pm - How in the blue hell is a place called Sushi 101 going to be OUT of sushi??? And you wonder why pregnant women are hateful...
#blamethefetus
February 4 at 1:06pm - I'm having a very "WTF" kind of day..I thought I'd have a healthy breakfast smoothie but found a way to break an important piece off of my $130 blender..sigh
Then I wanted a grilled cheese (screw healthy) and found a way to burn the hell out of 1 side...and as I was scraping the burnt off of it, it fell in the damn trash can..I guess I can be happy that I'm still alive..
I would write something else but the baby says it's time for us to vomit and take a 4 hour nap...
