Somehow we got on the subject of Belly and his sister and how they seem to be quite successful in the "Love Bidness Arena".
For instance, Belly - He's about to get married AGAIN (!!??!!) to a thin woman that "loves him so"....
And his sister has been married TWICE and has a new boyfriend smelling her poonie(double !!??!!)....
Both of them are morbidly obese and have stomachs that could shelter several small children....yeah I know, there's somebody for everybody, hell..me and my man won't win any prizes for spectacular nudity but damn...they could be about 1000 pounds combined!
My poor chronically single co-worker wants to know where she's going wrong and I said: "Well, You need to get you one of those big stomachs..."
We suspect it's Belly's sister's tongue ring..mm hmm..(I bet she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch) I say this because her stomach rests securely on her knees thus covering the "good stuff"..
But for Belly..who knows..maybe he cooks a mean casserole or something.
I wondered aloud how they handle the logistics of such things....
One co-worker offered the following plausible explanation:
The artwork is fucking AMAZING isn't it?....applause applause...applause
This is what happens when the Long Island Ice Teas are flowing freely....
I'm going to go pray for forgiveness now because I laughed myself into a coma over this conversation..I'll most likely be struck down by lightning.
