Internet, Como Se Huh?

Cookie was called into an actual staff meeting last night...on the internet....a staff meeting for a VIRTUAL strip club..umm..wha?

This shit is starting to get a little too real..gah!

Apparently, we need to "step our game up" because someone called the management group slack asses and questioned our "training".

Oh, and it seems that we are too "chatty"..(it is, after all a CHAT room for fuck's sake)...No more inviting friends into the club unless they are paying for dances and drinks...umm, again..wha?

Then we had a long discussion about Customer Service and club marketing/promotion...boooo! I come here to goof off, shake my virtual ass and serve virtual drinks!!

I think Cookie needs to go on a virtual sabbatical again....

And wanna know the kicker??? The motherfuckin' Coup de Grâce??

They didn't even serve virtual coffee OR donuts...aww hell, this is JUST like my real job.

VACATION PHOTOS!!!!

NO..not real ones of me and the hubby, silly..You know we suck ass and never go anywhere...but My IMVU Avatar, Cookie does!!

Seems she ran into a little trouble..got caught up with the wrong crowd and whatnot...

Drinkin'



Stealin' cars



It all finally caught up with her......




Might as well "make a lil change up in huuur"



So after my online virtual boyfriend posted bail, I decided that maybe it was a good idea to take a little time off…yes, Cookie is a Jet Setter, baby.

And since I have virtual homes in Sydney and Venice…PRIVATE JETS AND CHAMPAGNE ALL THE WAY!!!

Riding various strange animals on various beaches..is that a damn donkey?

The views in the virtual South Pacific were sooooo beautiful

And of course I, I mean Cookie had to go on a cruise or two

But never to far away from the internet....

Men..always tryin to holla…tsk tsk

This is what happens when you drink brown liqour...this won't end well.

Somehow, I landed in a bucket of shit..or is this supposed to be a mud bath??

But then, as usual - I got back to my old ways....Drinking and hanging with Goth broads...

Yes, IMVU is fun, but I think I'm getting a little obsessed....LOL!!

IMVU - Now I'm COMPLETELY Out Of Control

Ok, so now I've figured out how to make an avatar that looks a little more like the "real" me...oh lawd...The base avatar is called "Curvy Lolita"..well excuuuse me..



Yes I've made her pretty slutty too but fishnets are fun.

My avatar has had a really busy week so far, and since momma needs some new shoes, I got a job at the local fine dance academy:

Welcome to the main stage..Sista Big Bone!!!


Then I found a nice kitty to ride at the zoo:



But unfortunately, fell in with the wrong crowd







Yep, the devil made me do it...

Then I found Nemo:



Got my Jennifer Hudson on:



Found a nice Country bar..that had rides:




And had to spend the rest of the night dancing like this:



The next day I became a patron of the arts







And since I'm soooo popular, I was invited to a beach barbecue:










Where I proceeded to get so drunk that I did some really dumb shit:







And almost drowned..to death:



But then I was resuscitated..and was well enough to go to the club and flirt with boys..of course:



This poor child was 19..and he followed me around for an hour...bless his little heart.

IMVU - My Personal Private Shame

Last week I stumbled upon this little website called IMVU.com.
It's what the kids these days called Second Life, a virtual world.
..and I'm fucking hooked..I am such a nerd.

Damn you, young people.

I set up my avatar one night at around 9:00 pm and before I knew it, it was 3:00 am..oops..I got caught up "buying" shoes, clothes and hair for her with my credits...It's like shopping with somebody else's money....which is ALWAYS great.

Here's my avatar:



Yes,I've become an absolute whore on the internet...and I obviously love the hot tub.

So the second night, in the Public 3D rooms, I found the "night clubs"...and then I lost complete control of myself..





But I found a way to earn my keep:




I'm sure can imagine just how tough it was to tend bar in a bathing suit and stiletto boots...I'm sure.

Oh, then I joined a one woman band:



Then on Sunday, I woke up, changed into a slightly less whorish outfit, cooked some grits and did a little housework in my virtual beach house condo:



And then, to repent for the night before, I went to virtual church:



But isn't amazing that even in church, a Pimp will try to holla?



After church, I went home to get some rest and what did I find?...a damn orgy:



Roommates...

*Sigh*..just like college all over again...