Across from the shoe store, there was this super huge mega mart underwear clearance center..cuz big ass purple satin draws need a place to die, I suppose.
I had nothing better to do so I went in and noticed these bras with "modesty petals" in them....wow, really?
I promise you, I can count on two fingers the times that my nips have gotten hard in the cold in my 37 years of life...really.
Maybe my nips are defective or something....and gawd, these bras were like 3 inches of push up foam too. What the hell kind of nips could possibly bust through these things??
But why is that I'm almost jealous of these "intrusive nip" people?
Probably because I just wanna buy something...yeah, that.